Undisclosed - Zach Bo1inger
Imagine my surprise when I searched Google for "haikus about whores" and found nothing. With the entire internet at my disposal, I can't find any haikus about whores? I decided this was a problem that needed to be fixed. I'm not much of a poet, though. I did a little thinking, and all I could come up with were five syllable last lines. Take look at what I have so far and feel free to e-mail me submissions. Either finish mine, or write your own. Use the contact link at the top of the page.
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Sorry, no refunds
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Crabs? Urban Legend.
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I think it fell off
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My pimp disagrees
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Try Thailand, pervert
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You sound like my wife
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Keep the change, floozy
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That sounds like blackmail
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Ew, what is that smell?
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Well, can I keep these?