Undisclosed - Zach Bo1inger

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Title:     UNIX
Funny Unix csh/sh commands:
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% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quale's incompotence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jommy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what 
  would I have?
Too many ('s
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% §leep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguements.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: no such job.

/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink 


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