Undisclosed - Zach Bo1inger

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like red and blue spaghetti
Shut up or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm.

Mommy, Mommy I don't wanna go to Europe.
Shut up and keep swimming.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna be a daddy
Shut up and get in bed.

Mommy, Mommy, why is Daddy running so fast?
Shut up and reload.

Mommy, mommy, why is daddy running across that field?
Shut up and reload.

Mommy, Mommy when will we get to see Grandma?
Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, Mommy, what happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Mommy, mommy, do we have to have hamburger?
Shut up and keep your hand in the meat grinder.

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
Shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!

Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and keep eating.

Mommy, mommy, can I go in swimming?
Shut up. You know iron lungs don't float!

Mommy, Mommy, what's a vampire ?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush the toilet.

Mommy, mommy, how far is America?
Shut up and keep rowing.

Mommy, mommy, I don't _want_ to go to China.
Shut up and keep digging

Mommy Mommy, I'm not hungry anymore.
Shut up and finish your paint chips. (a city version)

Daddy, daddy, what's a pervert?
Shut up and keep sucking !!!!

Mommy, Mommy! The milkman's here. Do you have any money or should I go out and play for a while?

Mommy, mommy! Daddy just threw up all over the kitchen table!
So, what!
Sis is getting all the big pieces!

Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma?
Shut up, You've already dug her up 3 times today!

Mommy, Mommy! Why is everybody running away?
Shut up and reload.

Mommy, Mommy! Am I done with my bath yet?
Shut up or I'll flush you down!

Mommy mommy ! When is the pool going to be ready ?
Shut up and spit ...

Mommy mommy ! I don't like Grandpa ...
Well okay , eat the beans instead ...

Mommy, mommy, when are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.