Undisclosed - Zach Bo1inger

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My First Time Ever

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how, but I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breast
I remember my fear; my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame
All at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished; it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow.


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