Undisclosed - Zach Bo1inger
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THE COMPLETE LIST OF SORORITY JOKES
- What's a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
- What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball??
-You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.?
-You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.?
-You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball. - How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they always come back for more.
- What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers ?
Sorority girls cost less per score.
- What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
- How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.
- What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
-Introduce herself.
-Walks home. - What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
- How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
- What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
"Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi."
- What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...
- Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
'Cause everyone gets a turn.
- Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
- What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week.
- What is a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"
- What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
- What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl??
-Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl/lawyer won't do.
-I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
-I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it does't stop until it gets blood. - The Hambit of Tri-Delt jokes:
-Tri Delts; I'm sure everyone else has.
-If your date won't, Tri Delts.
-Once you've tried everyone else, Tri Delts.
__________ __________ \ / /\ \ / \ / / \ \ / \ / / \ \ / \ / / \ \ / \/ /________\ \/Tri Delts: Two out of three go down. - What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog ?
Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.
- How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
-7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke).
-65, 1 to do it and 64 to sing and clap.
-One. She holds on to it and the world revolves around her.
-Six. One to screw it in and five to make the T-shirts.
-Ten. Nine to stand around scratching their heads, and one to get her boyfriend to do it. - Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
She's been laid all over the country.
- What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
"Attention K-mart shoppers"
- Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.
- What is a sorority girl's favorite sexual position?
Facing Bloomingdale's.
- What's the difference between Jell-o and a sorority girl?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
- What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
-The Dead Sea
-Lake Michigan
-Lake Placid - How can you tell if a sorority girl's a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she has her hair done.
- What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
No makeup.
- What's the difference between a sorority girl and a barracuda?
Nail polish.
- How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.
- Whats the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
Only 2 men fit inside a broom closet at once
- What's the difference between a telephone booth and a sorority girl?
-You don't need a quarter for the sorority girl.
-Only one person can use a telephone at once. - What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts.
- What's the difference between a sorority girl and garbage?
-Garbage smells better.
-Sorority girl attract more flies. - What' the difference between a sorority girl and a vacuum cleaner?
-Nothing. They both suck.
-You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
-You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
-When a vacuum cleaner is full of shit, its easy to dump the old bag.
-A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose. - How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
-Tell them there's a rich guy sitting on it.
-Turn the chair upside down and put one sorority girl on each leg. - What's the difference between a tribe of sly pygmies and sorority girl
track team?
The tribe of sly pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
- What is the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
In the morning a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo", while a sorority girl says "any-cock'll-do"
- Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
To keep her ankles warm.
- What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.
- What does the Bermuda Triangle and Sorority girls have in common?
They both swallow semen.
- What do you call 24 sorority girls walking down the street?
A case of Schlitz.
- What's the difference between a sorority girl and parsley?
You don't eat parsley.
- Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar?
They are both stuck up cunts.
- What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
"Have another beer."
- What does a sorority girl make for dinner?
Reservations.
- Why does a sorority girl wear a gold diaphragm?
So her boyfriend will think he is coming into money.
- What is foreplay for a sorority girl?
Thirty minutes of begging.
- What did the sorority girl say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
Oh, Daaaaddy, it's ok, I'm not hurt.
- What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a
sorority girl?
A prostitute says "Are you done yet?", a nymphomaniac says "You're done already?", and a sorority girl says "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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