Undisclosed - Zach Bo1inger
Humor Archive
Beating around the Bush: 192 ways to say "I love you" 1. doinkin' 2. fucking 3. rompin' 4. doing the dirty deed 5. going at it 6. popping her 7. nailing her 8. going in her 9. doing it 1O. slipping her the big salami 11. boffing 12. slammin' her 13. pumping 14. humping 15. holding her over 16. yielding to pleasures of the flesh 17. sleeping with her 18. doing her 19. thrusting your purple headed warrior into her nut pudding 2O. going fishing 21. getting to know her 22. gettin' some 23. dogging her 24. lovin' and leavin' her 25. knocking the boots 26. getting her in the sack 27. gettin' some pussy 28. coming in her box 29. the rite of manhood 3O. going to grandma's house 31. scoring 32. getting her to put out 33. pushin' the cushions 34. blessing the bedposts 35. making babies 36. doing the wild thing 37. going to the candy store 38. sending the dog to heaven 39. getting in her pants 4O. screwing 41. fucking like minks 42. buying girl scout cookies 43. playing pattycake 44. gettin' busy 45. banging her 46. knocking her up (if she gets pregnant) 47. hot beef injection 48. having sex 49. having intercourse 5O. stuffing her 51. getting laid 52. donking 53. setting the swimmers free 54. horizontal bop 55. horizontal tango 56. getting muff 57. muff diving 58. popping the cherry 59. pussy pumping 6O. screwing the pooch 61. riding the bologna pony 62. rocking her world 63. giving her what every female deserves 64. chompin' 65. becoming one with her 66. makin' G-forces 67. getting it on 68. getting the pink 69. visit to the cave doctor 7O. introducing the bald avenger 71. going for a roll in the hay 72. putting your snake in the grass 73. frompin' 74. frolicking in the bed of love 75. working the construction site 76. shakin' the bootie 77. hitting a homerun 78. parting the valley 79. breaking the seam 8O. planting seeds 81. lobbing the loins 82. preparing the fields 83. playing the violin 84. watching curly sue 85. blowing a load 86. checking the oil 87. jammin' 88. putting a twinkle in her eye 89. putting your twinkie in her pie 9O. having your way with her 91. making her squirm with your worm 92. to fling with her 93. poking her 94. find her, fuck her, forget her 95. horizontal hoola 96. doing the nasty 97. sexing her up 98. party in the panties 99. rape 1OO. gang bang 1O1. tasting her cherry 1O2. rounding the bases 1O3. getting it on 1O4. hitting the twizzit 1O5. porking her 1O6. sticking it in the bearded clam 1O7. ripping up the vertical smile 1O8. riding her like the Kentucky Derby 1O9. Hammertime 11O. Getting some bush and heading for the mountains 111. waxing her 112. Exploring death valley 113. burying the bone 114. hitting the jackpot 115. Johnson insertion 116. stoufing 117. bumping uglies 118. twisting missiles 119. Nirvana 12O. hell 121. rocking the van 122. spreadin' the uprights 123. making squishy 124. whoopi 125. nooki 126. licking the plate clean 127. washing the window of love 128. dogging the dog 129. plowing the driveway 13O. digging up the backyard 131. drivin' the dirt highway 132. fudge packin' 133. playing doctor 134. snorkeling 135. walking the dog 136. bum chummin' 137. putting the mustard on the hot dog 138. checkin' out the Grand Canyon 139. gettin' funky 14O. getting play 141. makin' music 142. showing off the trophies 143. ridin' the pooch 144. stuffin' the turkey 145. wind surfing at Mount Baldy 146. spelunking 147. putting your log in her wood stove 148. climbing the pine tree 149. belly bumping 15O. doing the doggie 151. talking Italian 152. banging 153. getting the job done 154. mating 155. riding the snake 156. boinking 157. riding in the tunnel of love 158. rear entry 159. taxin' 16O. doin' the grind 161. breaking in the bed 162. putting a notch in the bedpost 163. giving her a wet willie 164. fillin' the hole 165. the German helmet wash 166. shakin' the bacon 167. bagging the beef 168. bumrush 169. getting your hand in the cookie jar 17O. giving every lovin' spoonful 171. getting the noodle wet 172. makin' her bleed 173. "see you Monday" in her "see you next Tuesday" 174. breaking the curl 175. riding the wave 176. sitting on the love spike 177. giving her a pearl necklace 178. horizontal refreshments 179. breaking the bank 18O. ordering prime rib 181. gettin' stuck in the Bermuda Triangle 182. a trip to the rainforest 183. making the flowers bloom 184. exploring the black hole 185. mowing the lawn 186. launching the heat seeking moisture missile 187. Amtrakin' 188. wham, bam, thank you ma'am 189. getting joined at the waist 19O. stuffin' the muffin 191. copulating 192. making love mail additions to pa_zrb@splinter.coe.neu.edu Various Ways To Say "Having Sex" Bang Be the rug doctor Beaver shooting Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen Bend her over and load her like a shotgun Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out Bite the bearded clam Bob the knob Boink Bone Smuggling Bopping Bottom knockin' Bounce the Brillo Break her open like a shotgun Buff the helmet Buffing Bumping uglies Bury the hatchet Butter her muffin Carpet munching Check her oil Clean the carpet Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking Cuttin' a slice Dance the buttock jig Dent the egg Dip your wick Do it Do the horizontal mambo Do the Wild Thing Doing it Doing the nasty Dueling Bedsprings Eat at the Y Feed the bear Fenorking Fit pipe Flat Dancing Fooling around Fuck Get a leg over Get your bone honed Get your noodle wet Gettin' Busy Getting you ashes hauled Getting your bunny boiled Getting your canoe shellacked Getting your horns filed Getting your weiner wet Give her the time Giving her a pearl necklace Go like a rat up a rhododendron Goin' horizontal Hammerin' Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck) He hasn't had his tires rotated in months Hide and shriek Hide the HotDog Hide the sausage Hiding the salami Hobble Hose I wanna bust that body I'm having lunch at the Y. It's a box lunch - furburgers! I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe Lay cable Lay pipe Lay the hen Let's go "Whale some babes"! Make it Man, I'd fuck her like a tied yard-dog Muff dive Negotiate the forested chasm Park his car in her garage Pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken Play hide the salami Playing doctor Poke the yolk Poking the sushi Poking the whisker biscuit Pop you c==k Pump Put his snake through her grass Ride the skin bus into Tuna town Ring the cash register Romping Rope a poke Saturate the ferrod Screw Sharpen the pencil She hasn't had her ticket punched since Ike carried his own golf clubs Sink the Pink Slam her clam Slam some Ham Slice the muffin Slip her the hot beef injection Slip her the tubesteak! Slip her the whale Slip the Salami Snake her So horny I have to stand on my hands to pee Some nookie-nookie honey Splooge, spunk, gack, splooey Stoke her yoke Strop one's beak Stuff her muff Stuff the bunny Swallow the swan Tame her shrew Tap your tailpipe The beast with two backs The nasty Tube steak boogie Varnish one's cane Wax your candle Work the hairy oracle
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