Undisclosed - Zach Bo1inger
The Nicole story, part 2
This is the transcript of the Instant Message session from the Nicole Story.
Nicole: hye
Nicole: hey*
Nicole: how bout them colts
Mike: They're lucky the game wasn't 5 minutes shorter.
Nicole: yeah
Nicole: i just took a final.....
Nicole: it was such a joke....
Mike: It made you laugh?
Nicole: i didn't start studyin till 5 and it was at 6...it took me 15 minutes to do a 100 multiple choice questions and an evaluation
Nicole: lol
Nicole: it was soooo easy
Mike: 100 questions in 15 minutes? I'm not so sure I believe you
Nicole: i swear....we got there at 6 we talked as a class till 6:15 and i handed in my test at 6:30
Mike: Did they give you the answers during the 15 minute talk?
Nicole: nope
Nicole: he gave us the test questions two weeks ago and we found the answers and shared em as a class last week...but there were 400 possible questions (they were worded exactly the same as on the test)
Mike: What class was it?
Nicole: and i'm a visual person
Nicole: h414
Nicole: health in k-12
Nicole: not like it was hard shit
Mike: You can't be a teacher with language like that!
Nicole: i know
Nicole: i don't talk like that around kids though silly
Mike: I don't take kindly to being called silly!
Nicole: you are so deal with it
Nicole: you in a better mood tonight?
Mike: I was till some bitch called me silly!
Nicole: now i'm a bitch?
Nicole: wtf
Mike: Seems only fair if you can call me silly.
Nicole: silly is no where near as harsh as bitch
Mike: How do you know I was talking about you? You were the second person to call me silly today.
Nicole: well i didn't know about the first
Nicole: my bad
Nicole: so what are you up to tonight?
Mike: Killing kittens
Nicole: lol
Mike: Wanna help?
Nicole: not my job
Nicole: lol
Mike: I need 3 hands
Nicole: lol
Mike: What is your job?
Nicole: bein a friend ;-)
Mike: Real friends help me kill kittens
Nicole: na
Nicole: i'm hyper and in a great mood :-)
Mike: There might be some alcohol in it for you
Nicole: i have alcohol here
Mike: Then you're ready to go! Help a brother out.
Nicole: lol
Mike: Let's just cuddle, then
Nicole: huh?
Mike: You won't help me "Kill kittens" you won't cuddle. What kind of prude are you?
Nicole: why do you want to cuddle with me?
Mike: I'm lonely, I'll take whatever I can get. That girl who called me silly really hurt my feelings.
Nicole: oh...."you'll take what you can get"....that makes a girl feel really good
Mike: Am I the one you come to when you want somebody to say nice things and make you feel good?
Nicole: huh?
Nicole: what are you talkin about
Nicole: i'm just tryin to figure you out
Mike: What are you talking about?
Mike: I think you've known me long enough to figure me out?
Nicole: lol
Nicole: riiight
Nicole: anyways...all i did was ask why you would want to cuddle with me?
Nicole: didn't ask you to make me feel good
Nicole: and when you said i'll take what i can get....ouch...but i was just givin u a hard time anyways so :-P
Nicole: if you want me to come over i will no biggie
Nicole: i'm not doing anything execpt sittin her anyways
Mike: You can come over if you bring a couple of women for an orgy.
Nicole: lol
Nicole: dream on
Nicole: don't feel like drinkin that much tonight soryr
Nicole: lol
Mike: Act like you will. It will help me kill the kittens.
Nicole: (note...it won't happen anyways)
Nicole: lol
Mike: See, I told you you were a prude
Nicole: i'm not a prude
Mike: Well, if you're not into orgies or at least extreme bondage, that makes you a prude in my book.
Nicole: whao
Nicole: whoa
Mike: When did you get so judgemental?
Nicole: it was a laughing whoa
Nicole: hey
Nicole: in all seriously are you ok?
Mike: I been drinkin a little.
Nicole: a lil?
Mike: You know me, three beers and I'm gone
Mike: If you did bring an orgy, I might not be able to get it up
Nicole: lol
Mike: Now you're laughing at my sexual disfunction?
Nicole: no
Nicole: seriously...whats your deal tonight...whats up?
Nicole: you're not acting like yourself
Mike: It just got me so furious when that girl called me silly
Nicole: who?
Mike: This girl I was hitting on at Orange Julius.
Nicole: i'm sorry
Nicole: well are you up to anything?
Mike: Are you taking advantage of my vulnerable state?
Nicole: no
Nicole: i was gonna come over and try to cheer you up
Mike: I told you how you could cheer me up and you said it wasn't your job.
Nicole: i will come over and hang out and we can watch a movie or something...if nothing else get your mind off of shit
Mike: Movie? What I really need is a blow job
Nicole: movie is all i can offer babe
Mike: You're such a tease
Nicole: i know
Nicole: do you want me to come over or not?
Mike: No thanks. I'm gonna get a hooker or something if you're not going to give it up for me.
Nicole: mike
Nicole: seriously
Mike: I am serious. I need some tail.
Nicole: sorry
Nicole: you know i'm not into friends with benefits
Mike: Who says we have to be friends?
Nicole: we already are
Mike: You called me babe. Is that something that "just friends" do?
Nicole: i call everyone babe
Nicole: and hun
Mike: You never called me babe until I started talking dirty to you.
Nicole: whatever
Nicole: look...i'm about to come over there and take your alcohol away
Mike: Don't come over, I'm naked
Nicole: and make you talk about whatever is on your mind that has been there since yesterday
Nicole: so get some clothes on
Mike: They're all dirty. You want to come over and do my laundry? Some of the clothes have vomit on them.
Nicole: no i'm not doin your laundry
Mike: Is it the vomit?
Nicole: no....i do my own laundry and that's it sorry
Mike: You say "sorry" but I don't think you are
Nicole: look...are you interested in watchin a movie and just relaxin...if so...i'll come over and give you a backrub and you can chill
Mike: You'll rub my back but not moby?
Nicole: no
Nicole: i will not rub moby
Nicole: sorry
Mike: Why do you want to come over so bad?
Nicole: i will give you a back rub and that is it
Nicole: cause i'm worried about you
Nicole: as a friend
Mike: Cause of the Orange Julius girl? Even a stud like me can't bat a thousand. Don't worry your pretty little head so much.
Nicole: you haven't acted like yourself all weekend...and i just want to cheer you up
Mike: How do you want me to act?
Nicole: as your friend i want you to be happy
Mike: Nothing makes me happier than getting head
Nicole: well then i'll settle for just a lil happy cause you know me better than that
Mike: Do you have a sister?
Nicole: yeah y?
Mike: Maybe she could help me out.
Nicole: she is married and has three girls....sorry
Mike: How old are the girls?
Nicole: NO
Nicole: they are my nieces and too young
Mike: Three is enough for that orgy
Nicole: NO
Nicole: have you had dinner?
Mike: Yes, I had fajitas
Nicole: cool
Nicole: hey question
Nicole: where did u get an orange julius?
Mike: I'm busted. There was no other girl who called me silly.
Nicole: you mad at me?
Mike: LOL
Nicole: what?
Mike: I said LOL
Nicole: why u laughin?
Mike: You busted me. I made the girl up when you got upset about being called a bitch
Nicole: so what is with you actin all weird?
Mike: How do you want me to act?
Nicole: i told you....you haven't seemed like yourself and are sayin you are fine...and i know you well enough to know that you aren't fine just cause you say you are...sometimes you are and sometimes you aren't
Nicole: and like i said...i want you to be happy
Mike: I thought you said you were having trouble figuring me out. Now you say you know me well enough? You're talking in circles
Nicole: i know that much about you...and yeah you can't figure a person out in the short time we have been hangin out
Mike: Have you told people that we are "hanging out"?
Nicole: huh?
Mike: Nevermind
Nicole: what do you mean by "hanging out"
Mike: I said nevermind!
Nicole: we're friends...friends from my knowledge hang out with each other
Mike: Did you know they're voting in Florida to make cigarettes illegal?
Nicole: nope....wow...drastic measure...but if they feel it will help...ok...i really don't care...i don't smoke...and i'm not fond of smoking in general
Nicole: did u know that the second lord of the rings is comin out soon?
Mike: Wednesday right?
Nicole: don't know when
Nicole: still have to finish the first one
Mike: We can't be very close friends if you don't like smokers
Nicole: i said i don't like smoking...my mom smokes and i still love her....most of my family smokes....and i have friends who smoke...i just ask that they don't blow it in my face
Mike: I like to blow it in girls faces.
Nicole: hush...you're more considerate than that
Mike: See, you don't know me at all.
Nicole: ok whatever
Mike: I like the way you say hush. You would make such a good dominatrix if you weren't such a prude.
Nicole: lol....thats the biggest joke i've heard in awhile....thanks for the laugh
Nicole: that's totally not my style
Mike: Would you prefer the slave role?
Nicole: lol
Nicole: whoa...not having this conversation
Nicole: lol
Nicole: good joke though
Mike: See, I touched a nerve. You secretly want to be a slave.
Nicole: um...no
Mike: I could get you in my little tiger cage. Maybe a little whipping
Nicole: omg....whoa.....and you don't know me very well if you don't know that i'm stubborn and independent...i wouldn't have the patience for that shit
Mike: We could call it a Leopard cage if you want.
Nicole: you're totally crazy
Mike: Stubborn and independant women often love to shead their facade and be a slave
Nicole: well not me
Nicole: anyways
Mike: Don't change the subject
Mike: I know what you want
Nicole: no you don't
Auto response from Mike: (Link to Mike's page deleted for privacy)
Nicole: ?
Nicole: whats with the auto response?
Mike: I have no idea. I don't know how I did that
Nicole: lol
Nicole: i'm bored...what is there to do on the sunday of finals week?
Mike: Orgies
Nicole: besides that
Mike: You could suck my cocknballs
Nicole: nope
Mike: See, that's why I say you're a prude
Nicole: well that's your opinion...others might disagree
Mike: Mine's the only opinion that matters
Nicole: lol...not when u don't have the right to judge that part of me cause you haven't seen that side of me
Mike: So you have a dark side that I have not seen?
Nicole: didn't say i have a dark side....i just have a sexual side
Nicole: and as a friend you wouldn't know that side, therefore you don't have any reason to judge that part of me
Nicole: and why does it matter to you anyways?
Mike: Just making conversation
Nicole: lol
Nicole: so why were you not actin like yourself yesterday...you said you were tired and have a lot on your mind
Nicole: what's on your mind?
Mike: I have too many friends that refuse to sleep with me.
Nicole: maybe your friends don't want to be friends with benefits
Mike: That's just silly
Nicole: from my experience with guys in that sense i've come to the conclusion that its all or nothing.....either be friends, or see each other/date/hook up/whatever you wanna call it.....but not the in between
Nicole: us girls for the most part get emotionally attached to easily and some of us are tired of it
Mike: Tired of it? So you do it for other guys?
Nicole: did
Mike: I promise I'll be the kind of asshole you won't get emotionally attached to.
Nicole: was with a guy this summer....and then we stopped really even talkin to each other till right before i broke up with kevin....he and i were friends...we just hung out...a few weeks after kevin and i broke up the shit started again and i developed feelings and got hurt
Nicole: oh he is an asshole
Nicole: and was an asshole
Mike: So you reward assholes and leave nice guys like me in the cold?
Nicole: what?
Nicole: no i bitched him out about a week ago
Mike: Yeah, but he got a little sugar first
Nicole: and i am not gonna put myself in that type of situation first
Nicole: you don't know why things happened so don't judge
Mike: Now I'm judgemental?
Nicole: warning....VERY touchy subject with me....doubt you want to get involved in the conversation
Mike: I probably don't want to get involved. You should get those issues off your chest with a closer friend
Nicole: lol
Nicole: first of all i consider you a close friend....
Nicole: second....its a LONG story and its not really anyones business anyways
Mike: Are you lonely? We barely know each other and you consider me a close friend.
Nicole: but it has a ton to do with my own insecurities and where they came from
Mike: So you weren't insecure before him?
Nicole: hey...you are a good friend....you're there for me if im upset, and you are sweet
Nicole: no i've been insecure my whole life
Nicole: but that's another story
Nicole: and i'm in too good of a mood to talk about it
Mike: If you're in such a good mood, why are you being so mean to me tonight?
Nicole: i'm not bein mean...just cause i won't be friends with benefits doesn't mean i'm bein mean...just something i feel strongly about
Mike: That's not what I meant. You have been very snappy.
Nicole: lol...how can u tell if im bein snappy by my typing?
Mike: You say mean things
Nicole: what did i say that was mean?
Nicole: i offered to come hang out, give you a back rub and cheer u up....is that mean?
Mike: Forget it.
Nicole: mike are you mad at me?
Mike: Sometimes I wish you were just a little more observant
Nicole: what do you want me to observe?
Mike: I wish you knew when I just want to be alone.
Nicole: why do you want to be alone?
Mike: See, you're pressing again. If I want to talk about it, I'll tell you.
Nicole: you were the one who asked me to come over (whatever the reason)
Mike: I asked you to come help me masturbate. I wasn't serious
Nicole: lol
Nicole: i know
Nicole: but it sounded good
Nicole: anyways
Nicole: what did hangin out have to do with you tellin me anything?
Mike: ?
Nicole: i said i would hang out and try to cheer u up...that has nothing to do with tryin to get you to talk about anything
Mike: You asked about 50 times what was wrong. How many times do I have to avoid the question before you get the hint?
Nicole: how long do you have to know me before you feel comfortable talking to me when you have things on your mind....its not good to let things fester
Mike: Nothing festers. I have other people I talk to when there's a problem.
Mike: People I've known a lot longer
Nicole: ok....well it is my nature to try to cheer people up if they are down
Mike: I'm not down, I just have a lot on myt mind
Nicole: then either feel free talkin about em...it'll make u feel better....or let me try to cheer you up
Mike: Wanna cheer me up? How bout that BJ?
Nicole: not happenin...you know me better than that
Mike: I figured maybe if I asked 50 times the answer might change. That seems to be the way you think.
Nicole: ok...forget talking about problems...and i didn't mean with me anyways....
Nicole: let me cheer u up?
Mike: I don't need cheering up!
Nicole: why cause you wanna be in a shitty mood
Mike: See, right there. If I was in a shitty mood, we would not still be talking. I woud have ended this a long time ago. Can you see where I wish you were more observant?
Nicole: whatever.....my really good mood has gone down the shitter...and i give the fuck up
Mike: You're signing off, then?
Nicole: this is goin no where and i have nothing else to do
Nicole: lisa is as frustrated with your gender as i am so we are gonna hang out for a bit and get dinner i think
Nicole: you guys are definately pieces of work and know how to make us feel like shit and we're stupid enough to keep tryin and hopin that once it wouldn't happen....but we're both beginning to lose hope cause its gettin old
Mike: Who's Lisa? Is she hot?
Nicole: that's not fuckin funny....and guys askin that just gets fuckin old
Mike: She is hot, isn't she?
Mike: Are you too pissy to answer, now?
Auto response from Nicole: OK...so I know I'm not alone in saying this....Men suck...I'm tired of it...plain and simple....I'm tired of gettin shit on and heartbroken...It's gettin REALLY old...and right now I just don't feel like dealin with it at all, if you need me, call the cell.
Auto response from Mike: (Link to Mike's page deleted for privacy)
Mike: WTF
Nicole: i'm just not in the mood right now...wanna talk about bein observant...try it yourself sometime....not tryin to be a bitch...but it is the truth.